The Daddy Store

We got a flyer for the Daddy Store in our mailbox today. There are all sorts of dads in the Daddy Store. I myself already have a dad. But I don’t really like him. When Dad plays soccer with me, he gets tired after five minutes. When I jump from the highest diving board into the swimming pool, he doesn’t even see me. And at the fair, he thinks everything is too expensive. I’ve had enough! I am going to exchange my daddy for a different one. But are the dads in the Daddy Store really more fun?